Do you know how hard it is to make a skate park out of pure gold? I'm not talking about just gold plates or even going cheap and getting something that 'looks' like gold. I'm talking about buying bars of gold, maybe off the US gov, smelting that down then pouring it into a mold and making a skateboard park. What's so hard about that you ask, I'll tell you... GOLD IS CRAZY EXPENSIVE! That means you guys need to buy allot more shirts cause right now I don't think we can even make a flat box out of gold and I'm not getting any younger. You best get to buying 40-50 shirts at a time or you'll 100% not be allowed to skate my solid gold park, do you have any idea how smooth gold is!
GET 20% OFF WHEN YOU BUY 3 OR MORE T-SHIRTS!
Buy one shirt for the regular price, two or more and get 10% off, 3 or more and get 20% off!
So if the shirt is:
$19.95, BUY 2 FOR $17.99 EACH OR BUY 3 OR MORE FOR $15.95 EACH
RETURNS/EXCHANGE