Listen, let me break it down for you. The senior staff over at Specialty Sports has decided that all the profits from the skateboard clothing section is going to be used to buy us an island. The other day on TV we saw this man-made island over by Dubai I think, doesn't really matter about the location, all you need to know is these things are man made. So anyway we got to talking, what about if we turned the island into a giant skate park with the center having this huge bowl (think volcano) for the old school guys. Now your thinking, that is a stupid idea cause it is, but hey do you have a better idea? No, cause my only other idea was to build a park out of gold and that's not working out so well.
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